From most hungover to slowest eater, which Thanksgiving mainstay is your favorite golfer?

The doorbell is ringing, the turkey is in the oven, and the whole damn golf world is coming for Thanksgiving. So what should you expect from your favorite golfers-turned-terrifying Turkey Day archetypes? As it turns out, a little bit of everything (and A LOT bickering too).

Patrick Reed

Eddie Pepperell

Gary Player

Bryson DeChambeau

Has anybody seen Bryson? He was here just a second ago…

Jim Nantz

Phil

Also Phil

Miguel Angel Jimenez

Jason Day

Molliwood

Dustin Johnson

Beef

Bubba Watson

Brooks Koepka

Ian Poulter

SB2K

Kevin Na

Matt Kuchar